Fear of The Lawyers prevents us from giving our opinion on the current libel case involving Liverpool star Harry Kewell and poacher-turned-gamepresenter Gary Lineker. But we have found a rare shirt signed by Harry, which is on offer for AU$249. Why rare? We think we can make the obligatory 'because he wore it in an actual match' joke, but if we're in the dock with ol' Jug Ears tomorrow, you'll know we miscalculated...