Human fart in a jar... for sale.

Over to the seller for this one as there's no way I can try to flog it to you... you can have it unedited.

"Alright up for action I have here A fart in a Jar... No, it's not a joke.   About 3 years ago I was eating a lot of junk food, and drinking a lot of wine coolers, and was just getting all wild in Crazy. Well I had the Bright Idea to Fart in the jar, and see what would happen. Well that was March of  2005.  I had all intentions of opening the jar myself and seeing what had happened to my putrid  fart.  But I just don't have the guts to open it. I still remember that night, and I remember how it rank it was. I can't bare to throw it away, but I can't stand to have it in my apartment anymore. I just feel that  I farted in this jar for a reason. I think that the reason was so one of you wonderful people could have what I just can't handle. This jar has never been opened since that night. Are you the one???" Click here if you are the one.